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June 18, 2007
Online bingo players often call out to God, or gods for as sign but it seems he was too busy taking calls from jailbird Paris Hilton to help any of us online bingo players score a jackpot or two. The millionaire heiress has now stated that she believes her jail sentence was a message from God to change her party-loving lifestyle and become a positive role model for women who look up to her. Please bear in mind, Hilton supposedly remains under heavy medication. In a phone interview with Barbara Walters (how many phone calls per day are US inmates allowed and can they hook up for online bingo instead?) Hilton made the startling admission: "I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute. It is not who I am, nor do I want to be that person for the young girls who looked up to me." Is she referring to girls shorter than her? Again, please bear in mind that Hilton remains under heavy medication. Hilton's new-found spirituality has supposedly led her to believe that her jail time is God’s way of saying ’slow down, girl’. "I feel that the purpose of my life is to be where I am. My spirit or soul did not like the way I was being seen and that is why I was sent to jail. God has released me." Despite the fact that God tends to recommend stoning as punishment for a vast majority of crimes, Hilton will now serve out her full 45 day sentence for driving on a suspended licence. Hopefully, that all being dealt with, people who play online bingo will now get a hearing from the almighty on issues that really count. Written by John Witherspoon - Play bingo online at http://bingostreet.com and read bingo news.
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