Britney awarded more time to tan - Online Bingo News
October 3, 2007
Britney Spears recently lost custody of her children to former husband Kevin Federline and mourned/celebrated by immediately taking in some well earned pamper time at her favourite tanning clinic.
In case those of you in the online bingo community didn’t know, obtaining a healthy bronzed glow is a sure indicator as to the trauma one is going through when dealing with custodial disputes – she must be going through hell.
I’m not at all convinced that Ms Spears really wanted to keep those children any more than I’m convinced K-Fed plays a mean online bingo game. There seems to have been a number of things Spears could have done to ensure the judge didn’t take her kids away, like take the random drug tests and do the counseling courses required of her. But instead,… now she gets to glow.